you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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