i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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