piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
it glows. i had to have it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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