you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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