Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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