I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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