We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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