If i come over, it means nothing
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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