FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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