who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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