Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So squirting runs in the family.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
