so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Farmville is her only friend.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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