I'm drive I can fine osifer
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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