There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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