...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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