youre lurking in front of me
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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