omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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