Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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