The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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