yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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