Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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