I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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