Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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