party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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