i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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