I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
