I think I am morally bankrupt
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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