I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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