That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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