drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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