Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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