How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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