Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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