We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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