i don't like sucking hair
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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