I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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