I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
