Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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