I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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