You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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