belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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