i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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