My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I did not marry a roomba.
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