i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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