I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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