that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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