now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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