We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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