I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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