shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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